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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 1995
Copyright © Michael Pearce 1995
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âOnce upon a time there was a woman called Rice Pudding and ââ
âOne moment,â said the Chief of the Secret Police: âRice Pudding?â
âYes. And one day she was sitting at her window ââ
âRice Pudding?â said the Chief of Police warningly.
âIt was a long time ago,â said the storyteller defensively.
âVery well. Proceed.â
âAnd suddenly she saw, down in the street below, a dervish looking very important and wearing round his neck a huge necklace made of the spouts off clay water jars strung together like beads. âWhat do you have for sale?â she called down to him. âNames,â he said. âHow much does a name cost?â âA hundred piastres.â Now ââ
âPerhaps you could just tell me,â suggested the Chief of Police, âwhere you had got to?â
âHe had got to the bit,â said one of the bystanders helpfully, âwhen she had lost her new name and a blind man had found it and tied it up in a sack ââ
âHey!â said the storyteller angrily. âWhoâs telling the story? You or me?â
âAnd was just about to carry it up the stairs ââ
âWhen Mustapha cried out,â said the constable excitedly, unable to keep quiet any longer.
âMustapha?â said the Chief of the Secret Police, who was having difficulties.
âFrom inside the café! I heard him!â
âMustapha is the man who was injured?â
âThatâs right, Effendi! While we were listening to the story.â
âAnd I heard the cry,â said the constable. âOh, Effendi, it was a terrible cry! So I rushed at once into the café ââ
âNo, you didnât!â objected someone.
âAhmed, are you looking for trouble?â
âIâm only saying you didnât rush in. You stayed right where you were.â
âWe all did,â said someone else. âIt was a terrible cry.â
The crowd was pressing forward, eager to help.
âAnd then Leila called for help!â
âAnd we all rushed in ââ
âLed by me,â said the constable swiftly.
âAnd found Mustapha lying there.â
âRight!â said the Chief of the Secret Police. âSo weâre not in the story now; weâre in what really happened?â
âYes, Effendi, thatâs right. And there was Mustapha, lying in a pool of blood ââ
Owen sighed. âWhat really happenedâ was always a relative matter in Cairo. There had been, for instance, no pool of blood. The proprietor of the café had had his legs broken, which was the usual penalty for noncompliance when the gangs made their initial request. He glanced back over his shoulder.
âWhere is Mustapha now?â he asked.
âUpstairs, Effendi. The hakim is with him.â
âRight. Well, I am going in to have a talk with him. In private. So you can all go home. Thereâll be nothing for you to see. No more excitement.â
He knew, however, that his words were wasted. The crowd would stay on in the hope of further drama at least until he left and probably long after.
âKeep them out,â he said to the constable. âI donât want any company.â
âRight, Effendi!â said the constable, taking out his baton with alacrity. When Owen had arrived, the first thing he had had to do was clear the café of all sightseers, which meant the whole neighbourhood. They were all now packed in the street outside, which was jammed from one end to the other.
The constable stationed himself in front of the entrance and swung his arm.