Step behind the hotel room doors of The Chatsfield, Londonâ¦
This is so not how Alice Hammond planned on spending her birthday. Not only has her own father stood her up, but now some guy has sat down next to her at The Chatsfield bar and started teasing her! Ok, heâs the seriously gorgeous captain of a top football team, but heâs also the most arrogant man Alice has ever met, and storming off is the only option!
But when she accidentally switches phones with Angus itâs time to track him down, and when the hunt leads to his hotel room, Alice might be in for a birthday treat after all!
Chapter One
I was on to my second mimosa by nine-fifteen⦠thatâs p.m. in case youâre wondering. I have my fair share of problems but thankfully drinking isnât one of them. I was sitting in the swanky bar at The Chatsfield Hotel in London waiting for my father. We meet here every year on my birthday, May 15>th.
Thatâs another thing I should clarify. We meet here on the years my father actually remembers, which makes it about one in two. Last year he forgot so this time I wasnât taking any chances. It wasnât that I was all that fussed about my birthday. Dad never buys me a present. He hands me a cheque. Heâs been doing it every year since I was twelve. He handed my mum one on that occasion too, but that was part of the divorce settlement. I suppose I should be grateful the amount has kept in line with inflation, but there is still a little girl inside me who longs to hold a gift that her father has personally chosen for her.
You might ask, why does my father hand me a cheque in the days of electronic banking? Good question. The answer is for show. He does the same thing every year⦠well, every second year. He sits down, orders a Manhattan, and once itâs down in front of him with a bowl of crisps â which he shouldnât be eating because of his cholesterol â he opens his wallet and selects a crisply signed cheque and hands it to me with a big cheesy grin as if heâs handing me the key to eternal happiness.
I play the game. I glance down at the amount written there and gasp in shock/delight/surprise and thank him for being so generous, yadda, yadda, yadda. I smile inanely and ask him about his latest girlfriend, holiday, golf handicap, etc.
Yes, I know. Itâs nauseating.
I wouldnât have bothered texting him to remind him this year but I had to see him about another matter. My father was getting married. Remarried. Now, before you start thinking Iâm one of those kids who got seriously traumatised by their parents splitting up, and for years and years secretly fantasised about them getting back together, think again. I was cool about it. Iâm still cool about it. They should never have married in the first place. They only did it to please their parents when they accidentally got pregnant with me. Iâm the product of a one-night stand. It doesnât have quite the same ring to it as honeymoon baby, does it?
But I digress.
My dad at the age of fifty-seven was getting married.
So? You might ask. Lots of divorced men remarry in middle age. Fine. Good on them.
But theyâre not marrying my BEST FRIEND!
Argh, I want to vomit when I think of my dad with Sophie. Sheâs the same age as me. Twenty-five. I mean, what is he thinking? Heâs thirty-two years older than her. I still canât believe it. Sophie called me a couple of days ago to give me the heads up. I had no idea. I think thatâs what I found the most upsetting. How could I be the last to know my best friend is shagging my father?
Former best friend.
How could I share anything with Sophie after this? She knows too much already and now sheâll probably blab it all to my father. All those confidences, all those whispered secrets and shared insecurities.
But not if I stop this before it goes any further, hence the fatherâdaughter drinkies at The Chatsfield.
I glanced at my watch and frowned. If my father didnât show up soon Iâd have to buy another drink. I never have more than two standard drinks. Never. Long story, but to summarise: a friend of a friendâs eighteenth birthday party, delicious punch loaded with alcohol, sex in the cloakroom with a guy I didnât know. Iâm glad the memory of it is only patchy. Call me overly sensitive, but I hate thinking about that night. Iâm so pathetic that every time I hear the number eighteen I get a horrible feeling deep in the pit of my stomach. The thing that annoys me the most about recalling that night is it was the first time Iâd stood up to my father. I mean really stood up. Disobeyed him outright. Heâd grounded me for being rude to one of his girlfriends. I forget her name now but you have no idea how awful she was. Nice as pie when my dad was around but as soon as he turned his back she would have a go at me. Dad wouldnât listen to me when I tried to explain. Thatâs what made me rebel. I hate that he took her word over mine. Who the hell was she to call