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Copyright © TP Fielden 2018
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Ebook Edition © November 2018 ISBN: 9780008193799
Version: 2018-09-13
PRAISE FOR TP FIELDEN
âPeak comfort read has been achievedâ
Red
âOne of the best in the genreâ
The Sun
âThis is a fabulously satisfying addition to the canon of vintage crime. No wonder the author has already been signed up to produce more adventures starring the indefatigable Miss Dimontâ
Daily Express
âUnashamedly cosy, with gentle humour and a pleasingly eccentric amateur sleuth, this solid old-fashioned whodunit is the first in what promises to be an entertaining seriesâ
The Guardian
âHighly amusingâ
Evening Standard
âTP Fielden is a fabulous new voice and his dignified, clever heroine is a compelling new character. This delicious adventure is the first of a series and I canât wait for the next oneâ Wendy Holden, Daily Mail
âA golden age mysteryâ
Sunday Express
âTremendous funâ
The Independent
ONE
The trouble with Betty was she could never say no.
âOh, Betty,â sighed Miss Dimont, looking over her Remington Quiet-Riter and pushing the spectacles back up her nose. âWho was it this time?â
âDudley Fensome.â Betty was sobbing into a creased handkerchief and was clearly not going to do much reporting this morning.
âBut you know his reputation,â said Miss Dimont, whoâd met the brute at the Constitutional Club. âAnd a Freemason as well â what were you thinking of?â
âHe said he wanted it that way and I did it to please him.â
âSurely not!â
âHe made me.â
âItâs a womanâs right to decide for herself!â
âYou donât know what itâs like when they ask.â
Youâre right, thought Miss Dimont, I donât. The chief reporter pushed her notebook aside and got up to make the tea.
âI donât know, Betty,â she said, âthere was Derek. Then Claud Hannaford in that revolting pink Rolls-Royce â now Dudley Fensome. All in the last few weeks. None of them seems to show you any respect.â
âI know,â wailed Betty, âsometimes Iâm just like putty in their handsâ¦â Not just sometimes, thought Miss D. But it was true â the burning desire of a bachelor Freemason had got the better of Betty. It might have been better if sheâd got a professional to take care of the problem straight away, but Betty had to go and do it herself.
She looked wretched.
âPlatinumâs not so bad,â said Miss Dimont finally, looking down at the disaster from above, teapot in hand. âThere are a couple of green patches over your ears, granted, but Iâve got that nice crochet hat the Mothersâ Union gave me last winter â you can have that.â
Betty Featherstone wailed even louder.
Nobody else in the newsroom of the Riviera Express took much notice. It was press day, the usual hubbub of a busy newsroom augmented by the occasional bellow of anguish from the editorâs office. Rudyard Rhys may once have been a naval officer, but these days he was not entirely the captain of his own ship.
âNo, no, no!â his voice echoed out of the door, sounding as agitated as if he were trying to avoid an iceberg. âNot Sam Brough again, I simply wonât have it!â
âThe first mayor of Temple Regis to go to Buckingham Palace,â argued Peter Pomeroy, his deputy, perfectly reasonably, âto be made a Member of the Order of the British Empire. Thatâs a feather in the townâs cap. The readers will expect a good show on that.â
âYou mean His Worship will. Page Seven,â said Mr Rhys dismissively, who hated Brough and his snobbish wife. He may dither about what to put on his front page, but when it came to pushy self-aggrandising town officials the editorâs decision was final.