Bonkers: A Real Mum's Hilariously Honest tales of Motherhood, Mayhem and Mental Health
A Real Mum’s Hilariously Honest Tales of Motherhood, Mayhem and Mental Health‘You see, pre-motherhood I had this image of the sort of motherhood I was going to have. Happy, confident and in total control, breezing through my perfect new mum life, clad in white linen with a smiley easy-going baby attached to my hip. But then, something happened.’This book is about bathing in the crazy, dirty, hilarious, bonkers truth about motherhood.It’s about being brave.It’s about empowering each other; talking about the times we get it wrong, our mental health, our worries about being perfect. It’s about admitting that we all need a little help.For every mum out there feeling lost in the wilderness. For every mum feeling pressure to be perfect. For every mum questioning if they are good enough. You are magnificent.
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OLIVIA SIEGL is the proud owner of two tiny humans and creator of popular parenting blog, The Baby Bible; a funny, honest and straight talking blog covering everything from post-baby vaginas to Postnatal Depression, uniting mums worldwide to be able to talk about ALL areas of motherhood – NO judgement!
After suffering with severe Postnatal Depression and Postpartum Psychosis following the birth of her two daughters, Olivia set up The Every Mum Movement, a global movement that empowers mums to take care of their maternal mental health and speak more openly and honestly about motherhood. The movement has gone from strength to strength, gaining support from the NHS HEE, NCT, Netmums and high profile celebrity parents, as well as invitations to speak at the Department of Health and the Houses of Parliament. Olivia also speaks at events and in the media on her experiences of maternal mental health to help raise awareness.
She loves writing and is a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, The Metro and leading parenting sites.
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First published in Great Britain by HQ in 2018
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Ebook Edition © January 2018 ISBN: 9780008214869
For my amazing little girls, Éva Loren and Isla-Mai, and my
awesome husband, Jamie, for always believing I could do this. And
to every Mum who has ever doubted themselves – this is for you
Me, Jamie and our awesome tiny humans
KEEP IN TOUCH
One of the best parts about writing my blog has been hearing from
other mums and sharing our tales of motherhood. I would love to
hear from you.
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CONTENTS
Introduction A Quick HELLO (as I know you’re busy keeping your tiny human alive)
Foreword A Tiny Word from my Tiny Humans
Chapter 2 It’s Time to Go Back… Waaay Back
Chapter 3 Pregnant and Blooming – (aka Blooming Demonic, Starving and Willing to Kill for a Cheese Burger and a Full-Fat Coke)
Chapter 4 Childbirth, aka Trying to Push a Tiny Human Out of your Vagina
Chapter 5 Becoming Mum – The Early Days
Chapter 6 The Every Mum Guide to Postnatal Depression
Chapter 7 Popping your Motherhood Cherry
Chapter 8 After the After (Birth) Party – Celebrating Our Post-Baby Vaginas
Chapter 9 Going from One to Two
Chapter 10 In Charge of Two Tiny Humans
Chapter 11 Postpartum Psychosis – The Danger of the Unknown
Chapter 12 Feeding Your Tiny Human
Chapter 13 The Every Mum Guide to Weaning
Chapter 14 Snapping Back into You, Post-Baby
Chapter 15 Post-Baby Body
Chapter 16 The Every Mum Guide to Being a Dad
Chapter 17 What Does Motherhood Mean to Me?
INTRODUCTION
A QUICK HELLO (AS I KNOW YOU’RE BUSY KEEPING YOUR TINY HUMAN ALIVE)
Dear Every Mum,
No matter how you give birth; no matter how you feed your tiny human; no matter if you are a co-sleeper, a breast-feeder, a baby sling wearer, a baby-led weaner, a home-grown organic mum, a home-opened fish finger mum, a gentle parenting mum, a ‘Get your shoes on RIGHT NOW before I turn into the Hulk’ mum, a stay-at-home mum, a back-to-work mum, an ‘I’m not getting dressed today’ mum, a mum struggling with her mental health, a mum feeling judged, or a mum feeling on top of the world …
NO. MATTER. WHAT. You, my gorgeous and magnificent new friend, deserve the right to enjoy motherhood.
FOREWORD
A TINY WORD FROM MY TINY HUMANS
A little like trying to get through a HOT drink of anything nowadays, I similarly, couldn’t get through the intro of this book, without my tiny humans sharing their thoughts on it all. Over to you girls …
