âShaadi hai barbadi, Amar ki hai yeh paaarty!â Meet chuckled.
âYou guys arenât going to keep this whole âBe-Single-Weâll-Mingleâ crap running through the night, are you?â Amar was resigned to the fact that they would. He still hoped to inspire some guilt in his friends, in the hope that theyâd let him off easy.
âOf course we are,â Meet laughed as he pulled his jacket off.
Prem mimicked his actions, discarding his cardigan, before turning to Amar. Both guys wore ridiculous Cheshire grins on their smug faces.
âYou guys made t-shirts! Unbelievable,â Amar muttered.
âWe got you one too; put it on, and before you moan, our party, our rules.â
âSo first up, weâre stopping by for an elegant soiree with delicate finger foods like masala nuts â you know cause youâre losing yours soon, tandoori wings â cause yours are getting clipped soon, and tangdi kabab â cause youâll have to shun those for life soon, and to quench your thirst, over a 100 different beers to choose from â you know cause nothing says âwe careâ like beer,â Meet offered.
NEHA PUNTAMBEKAR was smitten by the written word in the first grade, while reading the school prescribed âPeter and Janeâ series, and it didnât take long to realize she preferred fiction to reality, something that holds true even today.
In the real world, Neha has dabbled with copywritingâshe is partial to writing for radio, editing, social media management, travel and lifestyle features, and short fiction. She has been published in Mint Lounge, Hindustan Times, Indian Express, Elle India and more.
After spending six years in Zagreb, Croatia, she has recently moved back to Mumbai, where she lives with her husband. Neha also collects bookmarks, and is working on her first novel.
âGRAND MASTI â Fun Never Endsâ is Neha Puntambekarâs debut book.
Maruti International, established in 1983, is one of Indiaâs leading Bollywood Film Production Houses, headed by Mr. Ashok Thakeria and Mr. Indra Kumar. Having worked with Bollywood Superstars like Aamir Khan, Madhuri Dixit and the internationally acclaimed Anil Kapoor on multiple projects, this production house boasts of a number of successful and iconic films produced from their stable such as - âMOHABBAT, KASAM, DIL, BETA, RAJA, MANN, RISHTEY, MASTI, PYARE MOHAN, DHAMAAL, DADDY COOL, DOUBLE DHAMAAL, GRAND MASTI and SUPER NANI (currently underproduction, starring Rekha and Sharman Joshi)â.
The dynamic duo Ashok Thakeria & Indra Kumar have always believed in versatility & dabbled across various genres.
Ace director Indra Kumar is one of the very few directors in the industry to have four back to back blockbusters to his credit with âDilâ, âBetaâ, âRajaâ, and âIshqâ each hitting the Golden Jubilee mark. Characters & unforgettable dialogues from their films are part of Bollywood folklore.
Dear Readers,
âIt is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with themâ
Ralph Waldo Emerson
These short stories about friendship, love and the exploits that follow are, at the end, about one thing: having fun. Itâs been fun penning these down, and I hope you have just as much fun reading.
Neha Puntambekar
Grand Masti
Fun Never Ends
Neha Puntambekar
Cover
Excerpt
About the Author
Title Page
Meet The Boys
Teacherâs Pet
Part Time Jobs
Balance Sheet
My Friend, The Chemist
The Pretty Village Belles
A Great Idea
Shaadi Barbaadi Weekend
A Himalayan Retreat
Hitting a Marital Pause
The Price of a Wager
The One that Got Away
A Saturday Experiment
Doctor, Doctor!
Happy Anniversary Darling
Reader Contest Story
Copyright
Amar
USP
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A doctor for the ladies
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On my bedside table
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The illustrated Kama Sutra
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Favourite sport
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Competitive cheerleading
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Major Turn On
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Nude lace
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Lucky charm
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An old condom, still in its retro packaging (the only remaining from a pack by my first girlfriend)
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I Enjoy
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An American Pie marathon, Melons (of every shape and size)
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I Hate
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Training bras
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Parting Words
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Show me where it hurts
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Meet
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Goofy charm
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On my bedside table
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Veronica & Betty Comics, Sports Illustrated (Swimsuit Edition)
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Favourite sport
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Spin the bottle
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Major turn on
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Bossy Women, Handcuffs
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