First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Childrenâs Books 2016
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Source ISBN: 9780007574629
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Version: 2016-06-16
âFunny, original and this yearâs must-read for teenage girlsâ Sun
âYou wonât be going anywhere until this short-and-sweet book is complete and hugged to your chestâ Maximum Pop
âA funny, light-hearted read that teenage girls will relate toâ Sunday Independent
âGreat ⦠One to snuggle up with and enjoy!â Shout
âA funny, feel-good read for the holidaysâ The Times
âSmart, sassy and very funnyâ Bookseller
For Louise. Because everybodyneeds a fairy godmother.
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Praise for Geek Girl Books
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Read More Geek Girl
Acknowledgements
About the Publisher
head over heels: idiom
1 To be excited, and/or turn cartwheels
2 To fall in love
3 To become temporarily the wrong way up
4 To go at top speed
6 To fall over
ORIGIN: an inversion of fourteenth century expression heels over head, to literally turn upside down
y name is Harriet Manners, and I have friends.
I know I have friends because this is by far the busiest Iâve ever been.
Honestly, my calendar is manic.
Between group study sessions and movie nights, pizza-eating competitions and crossword round robins, itâs all I can do to keep my epic new social life in some kind of order.
So now Iâve got two diaries: one to make sure Iâm in the right place at the right time, the other for making sure everyone else is.
What can I say?
Winnie-the-Pooh was Friendship Ambassador in 1997: I have an awful lot to live up to.
The other reason I know I have friends is that I have a badge that says this in bright blue ink:
Team JINTH!
âHarriet,â Nat said when I presented her with one. âIs this totally necessary?â
âYes,â I confirmed, pinning it to my Best Friendâs coat. âWe donât want our brand-new additions to feel left out, do we?â