For:
Shirley & Derek â âBeauty and the Beastâ
Sparring Partners:
Gillie Russell & Zoë Clarke
Ringside crew:
The Christopher Little clan
OBEs (Order of the Bloody Entrails) to:
Kerri âcarve yer guts upâ Goddard-Kinch âla femme fataleâ Christine Colinet
IT WAS an age of tragic mistakes. For me, the tragedy began fourteen years earlier when, mesmerized by a vampireâs amazing performing tarantula, I stole it from him. After an initially successful theft, everything went to hell, and I paid for my crime with my humanity. Faking my own death, I left my family and home, and travelled the world with the Cirque Du Freak, as the assistant to a blood-drinking creature of the night.
My nameâs Darren Shan. Iâm a half-vampire.
Iâm also â through a series of events so astounding I still have trouble believing they really happened â a Vampire Prince. The Princes are the leaders of the vampire clan, respected and obeyed by all. There are only five of them â the others are Paris Skyle, Mika Ver Leth, Arrow and Vancha March.
Iâd been a Prince for six years, living within the Halls of Vampire Mountain (the stronghold of the clan), learning the customs and traditions of my people, and how to be a vampire of good standing. Iâd also been learning the ways of warfare, and how to use weapons. The rules of battle were essential components of any vampireâs education, but now more so than ever â because we were at war.
Our opponents were the vampaneze, our purple-skinned blood-cousins. Theyâre a lot like vampires in many ways, but alien to us in one key area â they kill whenever they drink blood. Vampires donât harm those they feed from â we simply take a small amount of blood from each human we target â but vampaneze believe itâs shameful to feed without draining their victims dry.
Though there was no love lost between the vampires and vampaneze, for hundreds of years an uneasy truce had existed between the two clans. That changed six years ago when a group of vampaneze â aided by a vampire traitor called Kurda Smahlt â stormed Vampire Mountain in an attempt to seize control of the Hall of Princes. We defeated them (thanks largely to my discovery of the plot prior to their assault), then interrogated the survivors, baffled by why they should choose to attack.
Unlike vampires, vampaneze had no leaders â they were entirely democratic â but when they split from the vampires six hundred years ago, a mysterious, powerful magician known as Mr Tiny paid them a visit and placed the Coffin of Fire in their possession. This coffin burnt alive anyone who lay within it â but Mr Tiny said that one night a man would lie down in it and step out unharmed, and that man would lead them into a victorious war with the vampires, establishing the vampaneze as the unopposed rulers of the night.
During the interrogation, we learnt to our horror that the Lord of the Vampaneze had finally arisen, and vampaneze across the world were preparing for the violent, bloody war to come.
Once our assailants had been put to a painful death, word spread from Vampire Mountain like wildfire: âWeâre at war with the vampaneze!â And weâd been locked in combat with them ever since, fighting grimly, desperate to disprove Mr Tinyâs dark prophecy â that we were destined to lose the war and be wiped from the face of the earthâ¦
IT WAS another long, tiring night in the Hall of Princes. A Vampire General called Staffen Irve was reporting to me and Paris Skyle. Paris was the oldest living vampire, with more than eight hundred years under his belt. He had flowing white hair, a long, grey beard, and had lost his right ear in a fight many decades ago.
Staffen Irve had been active in the field for three years, and had been giving us a quick rundown of his experiences in the War of the Scars, as it had come to be known (a reference to the scars on our fingertips, the common mark of a vampire or vampaneze). It was a strange war. There were no big battles and neither side used missile-firing weapons â vampires and vampaneze fight only with hand to hand weapons like swords, clubs and spears. The war was a series of isolated skirmishes, three or four vampires at a time pitting themselves against a similar number of vampaneze, fighting to the death.
âThere was four of us âgainst three of them,â Staffen Irve said, telling us about one of his more recent encounters. âBut my lads was dry behind the tonsils, while the vampaneze was battle-hardy. I killed one of âem but the others got away, leaving two of my lads dead and the third with a useless arm.â