First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2018
Published in this ebook edition in 2018
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Source ISBN: 9780008244095
Ebook Edition © May 2018 ISBN: 9780008244101
Version: 2018-03-13
‘children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth’
– Joan of Arc
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Epigraph
Monday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Tuesday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
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Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Wednesday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
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Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Thursday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
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Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Friday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Saturday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Angel Rahimi
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Angel Rahimi
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Angel Rahimi
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Sunday
Angel Rahimi
Jimmy Kaga-Ricci
Acknowledgements
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‘i was in my thirteenth year when i heard a voice from god’
– Joan of Arc
‘I’m literally dying,’ I say, putting my hand on my heart. ‘You’re real.’
Juliet, having just escaped my hug, is smiling so hard it looks like she might tear her face in half.
‘So are you!’ she says, and gestures to my body. ‘This is so weird. But cool.’
Theoretically, this shouldn’t be awkward. I have been talking to Juliet Schwartz for two years. On the internet only, yeah, but internet friendships aren’t that different to real ones nowadays, and Juliet knows more about me than my closest school friends.
‘You’re a physical being,’ I say. ‘Not just some pixels on a screen.’
I know almost everything about Juliet. I know that she never falls asleep before 2 a.m. and her favourite fanfic trope is enemies-to-lovers and she’s secretly a fan of Ariana Grande. I know she’s probably going to grow up to be the sort of wine-sipping middle-aged woman who calls everyone ‘darling’ and always looks slightly like she’s giving you evils. But I still wasn’t prepared for her voice (posher and deeper than it sounds on Skype) and her hair (she genuinely is ginger, as she’s always said, even though it looks brown on camera) and her size (she’s a full head smaller than me. I’m seventy feet tall so I should have been prepared for that one, really.)
Juliet flattens her fringe and I adjust my hijab and we start walking out of St Pancras station. We’re silent for a moment, and I feel a sudden wave of nerves, which is a bit irrational, since me and Juliet are practically soulmates – two beings who found each other in the depths of the internet against all odds and, just like that, we were a duo.