âIs there a woman in there?â
Digging through the layers of down and fleece piled on their large bed, Devlin tried to reach his wifeâs soft, sweet skin. But Maeve didnât match his enthusiasm as she burrowed deeper into the folds.
âIâm cold.â She sniffed loudly.
âCold? Youâve a fire blazing in the grate, luv. Blankets heaped âtop you like a Russian princess. And, of course, you have me. What more could a body want?â
âItâs December in Scotland. And you chose the lodge in which to spend the holidays instead of the resort in the West Indies. Andâ¦I miss home,â she added with a sniff.
âYouâre lonely.â Devlin curled up to her, and, in a voice that was almost a purr, he enticed, âShall I warm youâ¦with a story?â
Maeveâs eyes became round.
âYes. But Iâll have none of that Charlieâs Angels threesomes. I want something with depth. A plot.â
âPlot? Like Jane Austen?â He indicated the books on her nightstand. âBut they donât even kiss in those books.â
âPerhaps a little more robust. But I do love a good Regency.â
âThe time period has its possibilities. As I recall, it wasnât as virtuous as your Jane would lead us to believe. While the king forbade anyone to write about sex, he didnât prevent anyone from having sexâno, quite the contrary. Take Prinny, for example, that perverted old sod.â Devlin paused, a far-off memory clouding his eyes.
âThe Secretum has its origins in the early nineteenth century,â Maeve prodded, knowing Devlinâs penchant for the British Museumâs secluded room of erotic art.
âPrecisely, my dear. Your Jane was surrounded by debauchery and I bet just a little rubbed off.â He was contemplating. âVery well, a Regency it is. Any other demands?â
âThe hero must be dashing.â
âOf course.â
âThe seduction must be true to the time periodâno PDAs.â
âIndeed.â
âIt must be set at a high-society party.â
âHmmm.â
âThey must waltz.â
âCan they touch while they dance?â
Ignoring his sarcasm, Maeve continued, âAnd he must pleasure herâ¦â
âBut, of course.â
ââ¦while their clothes remain on.â
âAh.â Devlin settled back on the pillow next to her, considering the challenge. âSo, let me get this straightâ¦you want a tale of seduction for two of your favorite Jane Austen characters that entails a situation of public lovemaking, but without nudity.â
âPrecisely.â
âVery wellâ¦â
âLittle girl, this seems to say, Never stop upon your way.â¦â
Wolves packed the floor tonight.
Swallowing his growl of frustration, Knightley shoved his way through the crowded dance floor into the entry hall where he narrowly avoided colliding with two more prowling jackals.
They dressed the part, too.
The young pups somehowâKnightley didnât linger over them to find out exactly howâhad affixed fur to their naked torsos. Full headdresses of gray hair covered their faces, complete with sharp eyes, long snouts and big ears.
Fully erect, they apparently were enjoying the spoils of Londonâs largest masquerade ball.
Knightley wanted no part of it tonight. He was about to turn away, but a soundâa distinctive feminine giggle coming from the vicinity of the animalsâcaught his full attention. Another giggle and out she flittedâa flaxen-haired girl dressed in a low-cut, simple country dress. A long braid trailed behind her, swishing like a dragonâs tail as she danced around the pups.
âRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair,â one of the wolves barked.
Hiking up her skirt above her waist to exhibit hair that was unnaturally bright yellow, she jiggled her plump bare ass for her audience. An oil-shined leg lifted, displaying a wet, red mouth ready for sex.
The wolves howled in delight. She invited them closer, bending a leg around the torso of one wolf and roping her braid around his companionâs neck. She winked at Knightley.
âWho will be the first to climb me and come in?â she cooed.
A professional.
Knightley turned away. Definitely not his Emma.
Annoyed and semi-hard, he resumed his urgent pace out the door and into the cool spring night air. Reaching the front gate, he folded his arms across his chest and settled in.
âGo to the pleasure gardens,â Emmaâs silly friends had bandied about earlier this evening at a dinner party. âReturn with the cap of the gondolier and tell us all that you see and hear.â
Fools, the lot of them.
And he was the biggest fool of all, because here he stood, sentry to the gates of what very likely would be his own personal hell tonight.