Brief Reference of Magic Spells
Printed with gracious permission of the for-life and posthumous head of Tibidox, laureate of the award of Magic Suspenders, Academician Sardanapal Chernomorov.
Sparkis frontis – combat spark of white magic.
Pointus harpoonus – sleep spell, lifts at dawn.
Firstus drumus – drying of wet clothing.
Trampli-kickli – “kicker” spell; cannot be reversed.
Painus suppressus – spell against pain.
Paranoius roofus blowout!Declinate culminate! – useless combination of spirit-banishing spells.
Fillissimo moronissimo! Scleroticus marasmoticus! – spell for erasure of memory.
Fogus sneakus – spell of burglary (black magic from the list of 100 forbidden spells).
Briskus-quickus – spell against the simplest evil spirits, Black Curtains, poltergeists, and ghosts.
Justislanderis theokssiris ! – spell against the King of Ghosts (once a year).
Grail Gardarika – spell of passage from the world of moronoids into the world of magicians; works only at one point above the island of Buyan.
Liftis-cockus —removes the chicken evil eye.
Shedus spectacus – spell of invisibility, weak and sufficiently confusing; does not apply to hair and clothing.
Solidus royalismus – spell that sometimes blocks dark magic (not more than one spark in strength).
Squeezus pullus – “embrace” spell, no need for comments.
Panidis scorchus – is it always necessary to ignite fire with the help of matches?
Trigus sputterus —puts out flame.
Nab-grab – displacement of objects to small and average distances; do not use without special necessity, not inconceivable that the transferred object will show up broken into smithereens.
Checkis trackis ransackis – search spell.
Hungeronus hungerygus – causes a sharp feeling of hunger.
Wiza cockwiza – “crammer” spell (black magic from the list of 100 forbidden spells); useful for the preparation of lessons, blocked by instructors during exams and tests.
Bowus threebowus – simple spell for lazy people, ties laces. Attention! If no laces on footwear, will tie toes!
Cleanus tubecleanus – another spell for lazy people, washes and cleans teeth; explosion possible in the presence of chewing gum in mouth.
Paperykus creepoutus – for remote displacement of papers.
Plugis cutdownis – “leaving, turn out lights.”
Furyllis ebbus trufus paradisis appedicitus hellus – fatal curse (abbreviated form).
Blowis nullis – counter-spell to imposition of fatal curse (only during the first five minutes after imposition of the curse).
Thunderium grandium – spell of chaos (black magic from the list of 100 forbidden spells).
Kaput youfinitut – spell to separate the soul from the body (black magic from the list of 100 forbidden spells).
Whoopli woepli penalbowpli – casts evil eye (black magic of average power).
Feverytb – “anti-hiccup” magic.
Trickus runtus – lifts sharp pain in the stomach.
Goatbumpy noisu – lifts “frog” evil eye (to be used no later than first turning green!)
Slopis-galoshis-idiotis – against swamp bogeys; does not work on other forms of evil spirits.
Flight
Speedus envenomus – the swiftest and most dangerous.
Hastenus plodus – average.
Pilotus kamikazis – slow, but load-lifting; equally suitable for elephants and klutzes.
Oyoyoys smackis thumpis – safety net.
Bangus parachutis – braking.
Bangus parachutis forte – accelerated braking for special landing.
“Bewitched Pass”
Gullis-dullis(the pass) – Tsap-tsaraps (the block).
Trullis-zapullis(the pass) – Leos-zafindileos (the block).
Figus-zatsapus(the pass) – Shchups-kuroshchups (the block).
Scoring in Dragonball
Stun – 1
Sneeze – 2
Flame-extinguisher ball – 3
Pepper —5
Immobilize – 10
