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Life & Times section by Gerard Cheshire
Classic Literature: Words and Phrases adapted from Collins English Dictionary
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Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred; one or two were experiences of my own, the rest those of boys who were schoolmates of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life; Tom Sawyer also, but not from an individual: he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture.
The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and slaves in the West at the period of this story; that is to say, thirty or forty years ago.
Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account, for part of my plan has been to try pleasantly to remind adults of what they once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked, and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in.
The Author
Hartford: 1876
âTOM!â
No answer.
âTom!â
No answer.
âWhatâs gone with that boy, I wonder? You Tom!â
The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked through them for so small a thing as a boy, for they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for âstyle,â not service; she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids as well. She looked perplexed a moment and said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to hear, âWell, I lay if I get hold of you, Iâllââ
She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
âI never did see the beat of that boy!â
She went to the open door and stood in it, and looked out among the tomato vines and âjimpsonâ weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance, and shouted:
âY-o-u-u Tom!â
There was a slight noise behind her, and she turned just in time to seize a small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight. âThere! I might a thought of that closet. What you been doing in there?â
âNothing.â
âNothing! Look at your hands, and look at your mouth. What is that truck?â
âI donât know, aunt.â
âWell, I know. Itâs jam, thatâs what it is. Forty times Iâve said if you didnât let that jam alone Iâd skin you. Hand me that switch.â
The switch hovered in the air. The peril was desperate. âMy! Look behind you, aunt!â
The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger, and the lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and disappeared over it. His Aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle laugh.
âHang the boy, canât I never learn anything? Ainât he played me tricks enough like that for me to be looking out for him by this time? But old fools is the biggest fools there is. Canât learn any old dog new tricks, as the saying is. But, my goodness, he never plays them alike two days, and how is a body to know whatâs coming? He âpears to know just how long he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, itâs all down again, and I canât hit him a lick. I ainât doing my duty by that boy, and thatâs the Lordâs truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child, as the good book says. Iâm a-laying up sin and suffering for us both,