The Devil Wears Prada
Lauren Weisberger
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2003
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Dedicated to the only three
people alive who genuinely believe it rivals War and Peace:
my mother, Cheryl, the mom âa million girls would die forâ;
my father, Steve, who is handsome, witty, brilliant, and talented, andwho insisted on writing his own dedication;
my phenomenal sister, Dana, their favorite(until I wrote a book).
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU, WALDEN 1854
The light hadnât even officially turned green at the intersection of 17th and Broadway before an army of overconfident yellow cabs roared past the tiny deathtrap I was attempting to navigate around the city streets. Clutch, gas, shift (neutral to first? Or first to second?), release clutch, I repeated over and over in my head, the mantra offering little comfort and even less direction amid the screeching midday traffic. The little car bucked wildly twice before it lurched forward through the intersection. My heart flip-flopped in my chest. Without warning, the lurching evened out and I began to pick up speed. Lots of speed. I glanced down to confirm visually that I was only in second gear, but the rear end of a cab loomed so large in the windshield that I could do nothing but jam my foot on the brake pedal so hard that my heel snapped off. Shit! Another pair of seven-hundred-dollar shoes sacrificed to my complete and utter lack of grace under pressure: this clocked in as my third such breakage this month. It was almost a relief when the car stalled (Iâd obviously forgotten to press the clutch when attempting to brake for my life). I had a few seconds â peaceful seconds if one could overlook the angry honking and varied forms of the word âfuckâ being hurled at me from all directions â to pull off my Manolos and toss them into the passenger seat. There was nowhere to wipe my sweaty hands except for the suede Gucci pants that hugged my thighs and hips so tightly theyâd both begun to tingle within minutes of my securing the final button. My fingers left wet streaks across the supple suede that swathed the tops of my now numb thighs. Attempting to drive this $84,000 stick-shift convertible through the obstacle-fraught streets of midtown at lunchtime pretty much demanded that I smoke a cigarette.