Out of the thousands of children born every single day, at least one of them will turn out to be a dreamer. And on May the fifth, in room 37E of the maternity ward at Rosewood Hospital, that one child was Archer Benjamin Helmsley. Yes, there was simply no mistaking it. The doctors saw it, the nurses saw it, and much to her chagrin, his mother saw it. Even a pigeon that wandered into the viewing room station saw it.
The young Archer B. Helmsley lay quietly in the maternity ward, staring at the ceiling. He didnât know it was a ceiling. He didnât know what anything was. But Archer lay there all the same, gazing up into that great white nothingness, when all at once, two heads sprouted from nowhere.
âWhy hello there,â said one of the heads. âYou must be Archer.â
âYes,â agreed the second head. âHe truly must be Archer.â
Whether he must be Archer or not, Archer was Archer, but Archer himself didnât know that yet.
âDo you know who we are?â asked the first head.
âHow could he?â said the second. âHeâs only forty-eight hours old.â
The first head agreed. âIn that case, I believe introductions are in order. Iâm your Grandpa Helmsley and thisâthis is your Grandma Helmsley.â
Archer didnât respond because Archer couldnât respond. Thereâs really not much you can do when youâre only forty-eight hours old. But the two heads went on and on about this and that, and Archer looked from one to the other, not understanding a single word. Then a third head sprouted from nowhere and just as quickly, all three disappeared, leaving Archer to stare at the ceiling.
⦠HELMSLEYS OF 375 WILLOW STREET â¦
Three days later, Archer was released from Rosewood Hospital and carried to a tall, skinny house on a crooked narrow street in a quiet neighborhood of a not-so-quiet city.
Archer was too little to notice that all of the houses on Willow Street were tall and skinny and stacked one next to the other, like a row of tin soldiers. Archer was also too little to know that his house, number 375, was frequently mistaken for a museum. You see, Archerâs house belonged to Archerâs grandparents, the renowned explorers and naturalists Ralph and Rachel Helmsley.