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For Wendy and Henry, two keen readers
and future writers.
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Welcome to the world of the Midnight Gang.
This is LORD FUNT HOSPITAL, in London, England. It was built many years ago and should have been demolished many years ago. The hospital was named in honour of its founder, the late Lord Funt.
Have a look inside LORD FUNT HOSPITAL.
Meet the patients in the children’s ward, high up on the forty-fourth floor of the hospital.
This is Tom. He is twelve and goes to a posh boarding school. He has hurt his head.
Amber is twelve. She has broken both of her arms and both of her legs, so has been in a wheelchair for some time.
Robin is also twelve. He is recovering from an operation to save his eyesight, and for now can’t see a thing.
George is eleven and from the East End of London, which makes him a cockney. He is recovering from having his tonsils taken out in an operation.
Sally is just ten and the youngest of the group. Because she is so ill, Sally spends most of her time sleeping.
Downstairs in one of the grown-ups’ wards is the oldest patient in the hospital – ninety-nine-year-old Nelly.
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