UFO

An Alien and a Human exchange a handshake. The setting is planet Earth.

Alien: Hello.

Human: Hello.

The Alien points to the sky. The Human points to the left.

Alien: I’m from the planet Gliese.

Human: I’m from Russia.

The Alien grabs his head. The Human spins a finger at his temple, hinting that the Alien is crazy to think that.

Alien: Is that what your planet is called?

Human: No, it’s a country.

The Alien grabs his heart. The Human points at his butt.

Alien: What is a country?

Human: We divided the planet into countries.

The Alien stares at him (huis eyes grow bigger). The Human shrugs.

Alien: What for?

Human: To control people.

The Alien’s eyes grow even bigger. The Human shrugs harder.

Alien: Why?

Human: To make it easier to live.

The Alien covers his eyes with his hands. The Human smiles wide.

Alien: For whom?

Human: The government.

The Alien opens one eye by moving one hand, the other is still closed by their other hand, like in the previous scene. The Human is frowning.

Alien: And the others?

Human: They obey.

The Alien grabs his ears. The Human points at his own head.

Alien: Odd.

Human: Reasonable.

The Alien points to space. The Human points at the Alien.

Alien: We are all inhabitants of the Universe.

Human: Yes, but we are human and you are aliens.

The Alien is trying to make a heart with his fingers. The Human is confusedly pushing his hands away.

Alien: No, we are all one.

Human: But how?

The Alien points up into space. The Human has his hands on his waist.

Alien: There are many universes.

Human: We don’t acknowledge integrality.

The Alien pointing at the Human. The Human has look of confusion (o-face).

Alien: I have understood everything about humans.