Chapter One
âGentlemen do not whimper.â
âGentlemen donât snigger at their afflicted friends either,â Lord Christopher Fellingham retorted as he threw himself into an armchair in James Albrightâs library.
âSnigger?â Lord James blinked at his old friend through the thick lenses of his spectacles. âNever. But why were you courting the chit if youâve no intention of marrying her?â
âI was not courting her. Iâve known Antonia Woolmer since she was in the cradle. I was squiring her about, making her feel at ease in Town. Being neighbourly.â
âBut if youâve been betrothed to her for yearsâ¦â
âIt was a jest! Our fathers came up with the hair-brained scheme in their cups and it became a standing joke. You know the sort of thing, When you two young people are married, blah, blah. Then sheâd blush and giggle and Iâd put a frog in her pocket.â Kit gestured, the heavy gold signet on his left hand catching the late afternoon sunlight. âWe didnât take it seriously, never spoke of it. Never agreed to it. Now, five months into her first Season, heâs demanding to know when Iâm going to propose to her. The dratted man is doing everything except load his shotgun.â He shuddered. âHeâs in no mood to listen to reason!â
âYou can see why,â James said. âHeâs a country squire, youâre the Earl of Twyford, an excellent catch for his daughter and he believes he has you netted. But if you know her and like her enough, why not marry her? You were saying you were serious about settling down, establishing the nursery, all that.â
âBecause sheâs a sweet girl with the brain of a peahen,â Kit said. âAnd a giggle like a Guinea fowl.â James winced. âIf there are two ideas in her head, beyond shopping and fashions, Iâve never heard her utter them.â
âAh.â
âAh, indeed. I might be resigned to marriage but it doesnât mean Iâve got to settle for a lifetime with a woman who makes my ears bleed with boredom after an hour.â
âAnd who giggles. Yes, I understand. But what are you going to do?â
âTell him I never took it seriously, that I regard Antonia in the light of a sister.â
âWill he accept that?â
âDoubt it.â Kit hunched a shoulder defensively. âDamn it, he thinks sheâs perfect, but sheâs not. Not for me. If I canât get out of this with some smidgeon of honour then the pair of us will be condemned to a lifetime of indifference, at the best.â
âAre her affections engaged?â James asked. âIf sheâs in love with you, thereâs no getting out of this.â
âLord no. She confides in me about one man after another. Perhaps sheâd like an officer because of the uniform. Or a duke, because sheâd like to be Her Grace. Or she thinks black-haired men are the most dashing. But sheâll obey her papa, thatâs the rub.â
James got to his feet with a snort of laughter. âGood thing you are a civilian, blond earl, then. Well, now youâve taken refuge here, youâd better make yourself at home. Theyâve put you in the Green Bedchamber. Iâve got to talk to my secretary. Help yourself to the decanters, old man.â He paused with his hand on the catch. âYouâre done for unless you can convince him that youâve a prior obligationâand a damn good reason for keeping it quiet.â
âHell.â Kit stared at the closing door and then, with yearning, at the brandy decanter. Getting foxed wouldnât make Antonia vanish. âWhat am I going to do?â
There was a sound from the far corner where a winged chair stood facing the shelves. A tousled head, crowned with two goose quills, appeared over the back and an oval face with a smudge on the chin and a pair of gilt-framed spectacles perched on its nose regarded him solemnly. âYou could marry me,â suggested the young woman. âI donât mind.â
Chapter Two
ââ¦marry me.â What on earth have I done? Chloe thought. Kit Fellingham was staring at her as if she had escaped from Bedlam.
âWho are you?â he demanded with less than gentlemanly finesse. At least he was not running. Yet.
âChloe Albright. Donât you remember me?â
âThe bluestocking?â
Chloe hated that word. If a woman had a glimmering of intelligence and opinions of her own she was labelled a bluestocking. Which came with the subtext, eccentric, unfeminine and likely to run off to Wales to live with another woman in a man-hating household.
âNo,â she said coldly, getting down from her unladylike position kneeling on the chair seat. âI am a scientist. A geologist to be exact.â