Bad Dad

Bad Dad
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The new heart-warming and hilariously brilliant story from number one bestselling author David Walliams. Beautifully illustrated by artistic genius, Tony Ross.Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones.There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones.There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones.Of course, there are good dads, and bad dads . . .A high-speed cops and robbers adventure with heart and soul about a father and son taking on the villainous Mr Big – and winning!This riches-to-rags story will have you on the edge of your seat and howling with laughter!Bad Dad is a fast and furious, heart-warming story of a father and son on an adventure – and a thrilling mission to break an innocent man into prison!

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First published in

Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2017

HarperCollins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd, HarperCollins Publishers, 1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF

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Text copyright © David Walliams 2017

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Illustrations copyright © Tony Ross 2017

Source ISBN: 9780008164652

Ebook Edition © NOVEMBER 2017 ISBN: 9780008164676

Version: 2017-11-09

Cover illustration copyright © Tony Ross 2017

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Cover lettering of author’s name copyright © Quentin Blake 2010


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Contents

Cover

Title Page

Chapter 15: Psalms and Ping-Pong

Chapter 16: All Bag and No Tea

Chapter 17: Splosh!

Chapter 18: De-Trouser

Chapter 19: A Warning

Chapter 20: Seven P

Chapter 21: Barf

Chapter 22: Trust

Chapter 23: Shopping Trolley

Chapter 24: Monsters of the Deep

Chapter 25: Boom!

Chapter 26: Hot Pursuit

Chapter 27: Goal!

Chapter 28: A Mighty Duel

Chapter 29: No Way Out

Chapter 30: Countdown

Chapter 31: Demolition Derby

Chapter 32: What Goes Up Must Come Down

Chapter 33: Sulk

Chapter 34: Crime Does Pay

Chapter 35: Champagne, Perfume and Hairspray

Chapter 36: Loot

Chapter 37: Bursting a Brain

Chapter 38: Stop!

Chapter 39: A Figure in the Shadows

Chapter 40: Empty Chairs

Chapter 41: Guilty

Chapter 42: No One Says No

Chapter 43: Pongy Cheese

Chapter 44: Sneeze Juice

Chapter 45: Masterplan

Chapter 46: A Riddle

Chapter 47: Where Did You Get That Goose?

Chapter 48: Wrongfoot

Chapter 49: Thwack!

Chapter 50: Seven Brothers

Chapter 51: A Graveyard for Cars

Chapter 52: Crusher

Chapter 53: Deep, Dark Dread

Chapter 54: Liar

Chapter 55: Wrinkly Bottom

Chapter 56: Mum With a Gun

Chapter 57: Fearsome Beasts

Chapter 58: Kill Two Birds With One Stone

Chapter 59: Overcooked Sausages

Chapter 60: Fury

Chapter 61: The Noise! The People!

Chapter 62: Gotcha, Gangsta!

Chapter 63: Rotten Fruit

Chapter 64: The Truth

Chapter 65: Frank Takes the Stage

Chapter 66: Not a Seat in the House

Chapter 67: Wish

Footnotes

More from the World of David Walliams

Also by David Walliams

About the Publisher


Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are FAT ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones.


There are silly ones and serious ones, LOUD ones and quiet ones.

Of course there are good dads, and bad dads.


This is the story of a dad and his son.


Frank is the son.

Dad is the dad. His name is Gilbert.

This is Rita, Frank’s mum.


Auntie Flip is Dad’s aunt.

She babysits Frank sometimes.


Mr Big is a surprisingly small crime boss. Whatever time of day it is, he wears silk pyjamas and a dressing gown, with velvet slippers monogrammed “Mr B”.


Mr Big has two henchmen, Fingers and Thumbs.

Fingers is so called for his long, thin fingers, perfect for picking pockets.


Thumbs has enormous thumbs that he uses to inflict terrible pain on Mr Big’s enemies.

Will and Bear are Thumbs’s fearsome nephews.



Chang is Mr Big’s sinister butler.

Reverend Judith is a vicar.


Sergeant Scoff is the local policeman.



Mr Swivel is a one-eyed prison guard.


Judge Pillar is well known for having a heart of stone.


Raj is a newsagent.

This is a map of the town.


went Dad’s car as it sped round the dirt track. Frank’s father was a banger racer. It was a dangerous sport. Cars would smash into each other…


… as they zoomed round and round.

Dad raced an old Mini that he had souped up himself. He had painted a Union Jack on the car, and named her “Queenie” after a lady he admired, Her Majesty the Queen. The car became as famous in racing circles as Dad.



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