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Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Thank-Yous
The year is 1899
Map of London
Part 1: London 1899
Chapter 1: Cockroaches for Breakfast
Chapter 2: Monkey Feet
Chapter 3: Pong
Chapter 4: Expert Thief
Chapter 5: Universe of Wonder
Chapter 6: Giant Ghosts
Chapter 7: A Likely Story
Chapter 8: The Unnatural History Museum
Chapter 9: The Devil’s Work
Chapter 10: Hullabaloo
Chapter 11: Human Net
Chapter 12: Sabre-toothed Teeth
Chapter 13: A Sea of Old Men
Chapter 14: Dead as Dead Can Be
Chapter 15: Extinction Business
Chapter 16: Cheeks Ablaze
Chapter 17: Curious Creatures
Chapter 18: Darkest Dark
Chapter 19: Lightning in a Bottle
Chapter 20: Dark Fire
Chapter 21: A Thousand Silk Handkerchiefs
Chapter 22: The Beauty of the Scheme
Chapter 23: The Sticky Fingers Gang
Chapter 24: Handprints
Chapter 25: Pickpocketing on Ice
Chapter 26: A Little Problem
Chapter 27: Thundersnow
Chapter 28: A Giant Catapult
Chapter 29: Dino-ladder
Chapter 30: The Heart of the Storm
Chapter 31: Don’t Look Round
Chapter 32: Knocked Awake
Chapter 33: What’s in a Name?
Chapter 34: Cage
Chapter 35: Eternal Sleep
Chapter 36: Missing Mammoth
Chapter 37: Bang! Bang! Bang!
Chapter 38: A Slap on the Bottom
Chapter 39: An Unwelcome Sight
Chapter 40: Chocolate Balls
Chapter 41: Good Eye
Chapter 42: Back-door Barrage
Chapter 43: A Grave Mistake
Chapter 44: Right Up My Whatsit
Chapter 45: A Lidollop
Chapter 46: Bottom Explosion
Chapter 47: A New Comrade
Chapter 48: North, North, North
Chapter 49: Audacious
Chapter 50: Relic
Chapter 51: One Lonely Medal
Chapter 52: Rampage
Chapter 53: Danger Everywhere
Chapter 54: HMS Victory
Chapter 55: Black Silence
Chapter 56: Titch Stitch
Chapter 57: Revenge
Part 2: The High Seas
Chapter 58: Slicing Through the Ice
Chapter 59: A Diamond Dust of Stars
Chapter 60: Ships Ahoy!
Chapter 61: Open Fire!
Chapter 62: Down But Not Out
Chapter 63: Surrender!
Chapter 64: A Pool of Blood
Chapter 65: Hard Rain
Chapter 66: A Watery Grave
Chapter 67: Heads Bowed
Part 3: The North Pole
Chapter 68: Battered and Bruised
Chapter 69: Some Kind of Machine
Chapter 70: Behind You!
Chapter 71: Smothering to Death
Chapter 72: A Perfect Circle
Part 4: Home
Chapter 73: Headlines Across the World
Chapter 74: A Fleet of Carriages
Chapter 75: An Audience with the Queen
Chapter 76: The Bravest
Chapter 77: Never Forget
Chapter 78: Not a Day Goes By
Afterword
Notes on the Real Victorian World
Footnotes
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