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First published in the USA by Farrar, Straus and Giroux 1988
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Foreboding overcame Eaton Striker well before The Derailleurs began to play. Much as Eaton would have preferred to chum obliviously with his friends, he could only stare at the stage as the drummer stepped up to those ramshackle Leedys and the damned skins began to purr.
“Who is that?” asked Eaton, not sure he really wanted to know. The drummer percolated on his throne, never still, bloop, bloop, like coffee in the morning—that color; that welcome.
“Checker Secretti,” said Brinkley, with irritating emphasis. “Where have you been, the moon?”
“He’s talking to his traps!” exclaimed Eaton, in whose disturbed imagination the instruments were answering back.
“Yeah, he did that last time,” said Brinkley the Expert. “Checker’s a bit touched, if you ask me.”
“I didn’t.” Eaton slouched in his chair.
The humidity here was curiously high. A plumbing problem in the basement dripped right on the heater, so the whole club felt like a steam room—there was actually a slight fog; vapor beaded on the windowpanes. A proliferation of candles sent soft, flickering profiles against the walls. With its vastly unremarkable decor, Eaton couldn’t explain the crawling effect of the place as he nestled down in the seductively comfortable chair, taking deeper, slower breaths and saying nicer things to his friends. Eaton squirmed. He tried to sit up straight. He looked suspiciously into his Johnnie Walker, thinking,