Confessions of a Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon
All that you ever wanted to know – and never imagined – about what goes on behind-the-scenes at one of the world's most prestigious plastic surgeon's office.‘“I don't care if I die,” she said. “I waited my whole life to look good. I'm not going one more day looking the way I do … if I'm not happy, nothing else matters.’”What is it that drives women, and men, to the extreme measure of cosmetic surgery? People are popping out for botox in their lunch breaks, face-lifts before job reviews, breast implants before dates, and liposuction before just about any major event. From the living room to the boardroom to the catwalk, even the most successful and beautiful men and women are paying to go under the surgeon’s knife. And the obsession just keeps on growing!Cap Lesesne, one of the world's most sought-after and respected cosmetic surgeons, has seen them all. He's worked on queens, models, executives and housewives, turned a man into Elvis, been threatened by a Venezuelan oil magnate whose penis turned black and has been asked to implant breasts onto a transexual's back. He travels around the world, calls royalty and glitterati his friends, and can claim to have both saved and destroyed hundreds of relationships with his life-altering fingers.In this timely part-autobiography, part-expose, Cap reveals what life is like as the fairy-godfather with a scalpel, what it is that drives different people around the world to go under the surgeon’s knife, and the secret tell-tale signs of a post-op patient, as well as hundreds of real-life examples of the people he has worked on, from the urbane to the truly bizarre.Cap also reveals what it was that made him choose to take up the profession that is most sneered on in surgical circles and how his choice of profession has altered the way he looks at the world around him.Exciting, revealing and always cutting-edge, CONFESSIONS OF A PARK AVENUE PLASTIC SURGEON puts an astonishing new face on one of the world's fastest growing trends.
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Confessions of a Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon
CAP LESESNE, M.D.
This book is dedicated to
JOHN M. LESESNE, M.D.,
and
DAVID C. SABISTON, M.D.,
physicians worthy of emulation
Contents
Nasty Surgeons, Not Enough Sleep, and Other Myths
Aging Beauties, Rediscovered Youth
Failures (and What to Ask a Surgeon)
She Dies, You Die: The Royal Treatment
The Limitations of Plastic Surgery
I believe in strict patient confidentiality. To honor this principle, names and circumstances have been altered, and the identities of patients are known only to me. In those cases where patients have permitted their names to be used, I have done so.
The names of institutions, teachers, colleagues, staff, and friends are real. The same is true for celebrities – except, again, where they have also been patients.
The nightmare every surgeon dreads is coming true, before my eyes. My patient is dying.
And I don’t know why.
Lee McKenzie, a seventy-year-old Manhattanite and former literary agent, lies sedated on the table in my operating room. Maybe she’s dreaming about the face-lift she’s undergoing, and for which she’s saved up over many years. She couldn’t have been more certain that the operation would recharge her. She’d said so months before, when she’d visited my office at the urging of a friend on whom I’d done an eyelid lift. “Feeling ugly and rejected is no way to go through life,” said Lee. I wouldn’t have been shocked had she dumped a lifetime of accumulated coins and bills on my desk right there.
Lee had an unusually heavy neck, baggy eyelids, and lots of jowl, and very much looked her age. Observing her both in person and in photographs at age forty and forty-five, I determined we’d get the best outcome – a defined neck, with chin and jawline clearly separate from the neck – by removing fat from the platysma muscle between her clavicle and jaw, pulling the largely functionless muscle backward, and removing extra fat along the jawline. It’s an operation I’ve performed maybe three thousand times. Barring complications, she would be off the table and in the recovery room within three and a half hours from the moment she was wheeled into my OR. Bruising and swelling would be gone within two weeks, and she would look as if she’d bought seven to ten years.
Before I could operate, though, we had to confirm she was up to it. Her health, generally, was excellent. She had never smoked. Never had a heart problem. The preoperative tests – EKG, blood studies, stress test – all turned up normal. The morning of the operation, she was so excited she practically wheeled herself into the OR.
Now, a couple hours later, I am also experiencing a rush, but it’s because Lee is lying on my table just beneath me, her face opened from ear to mouth, and something is going very wrong.
The operation is still an hour from completion. I have finished removing fat and elevating the skin on her right side, and I am doing the same on the left when Lisa, my trusted anesthesiologist of fourteen years, says, “I have a problem.”
“What is it?” I ask.
“Her blood pressure’s dropping, her oxygen’s dropping, and I can’t reverse it.”
“What do you mean you can’t reverse it?”
“I’ve reduced the anesthetic, I’ve increased her fluid, I’ve given her medicine to bring the BP up, and it won’t go above ninety over fifty.”
“Let’s put her on one hundred percent oxygen,” I say.
Lisa does – to no avail. Two minutes later, Lee’s O>2 level is still low and her blood pressure is down to 80/50.
My hands are moving as fast as possible. It’s not abnormal for patients to have brief episodes of low oxygen or blood pressure, but this one is persisting. I can’t simply stop operating. I have to close her up. And before I can do that, I have to stop the bleeding.
“I’m getting worried,” Lisa says. “Hurry up.” Like most anesthesiologists, Lisa is paid to be, among other things, cool. We’ve been through a lot and we trust each other; I’ve done face-lifts and other procedures on friends she’s referred to me. But the mix of symptoms manifesting in Lee is new to both of us. My mind runs through the possible explanations.
Heart attack? Maybe, but her EKG hasn’t changed.
Aspiration? Doesn’t jibe with the drop in BP.
Vasovagal syncope? Her O>2 would be normal.
Could this be Lee’s normal blood pressure? Still doesn’t explain the oxygen drop.
Something going on in her head or nervous system? She has no history of neurological problems.
