How to Fall in Love
‘A tender, funny and romantic drama’ Marie ClaireAdam Basil and Christine Rose are thrown together late one night: Christine is crossing the Ha'penny Bridge in Dublin; Adam is poised, threatening to jump.Adam is desperate – but Christine makes a crazy deal with him. His birthday is looming and she bets him that before then she can show him life is worth living .Against the ticking of the clock, the two of them embark on wild escapades, grand romantic gestures and some unlikely late-night outings. Slowly, Christine thinks Adam is starting to fall back in love with his life. But is that all that's happening?A novel to make you laugh, cry and appreciate life, this is Cecelia Ahern at her thoughtful and surprising best.
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How to Fall in Love
Cecelia Ahern
Published by HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2013
This edition published by Harper 2016
Copyright © Cecelia Ahern 2013
Cover design by Heike Schüssler © HarperCollinsPublishers 2016
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Source ISBN: 9780007350513
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‘Cecelia Ahern’s novels are like a box of emeralds … they are, one and all, dazzling gems’
Adriana Trigiani, author of The Shoemaker’s Wife
‘Beautiful and unexpected … both thought-provoking and life-affirming’
Sunday Express
‘Intricate and emotional … really completely lovely’
Grazia
‘A wry, dark drama’
Daily Mail
‘Life-affirming, warm and wise’
Good Housekeeping
‘Cecelia Ahern is an undisputed master when it comes to writing about relationships … Moving, real and exquisitely crafted.’
Heat
‘Exceptional … both heartbreaking and uplifting’
Daily Express
‘Both moving and thought-provoking’
Irish Independent
‘An exquisitely crafted and poignant tale about finding the beauty that lies within the ordinary. Make space for it in your life’
Heat
‘An unusual and satisfying novel’
Woman
‘Ahern cleverly and thoughtfully turns the tables, providing thought-provoking life lessons.’
Sunday Express
‘An intriguing, heartfelt novel, which makes you think about the value of life’
Glamour
‘Insightful and true’
Irish Independent
‘Ahern demonstrates a sure and subtle understanding of the human condition and the pleasures and pains in relationships’
Barry Forshaw
‘Utterly irresistible … I devoured it in one sitting’
Marian Keyes
‘The legendary Ahern will keep you guessing … a classic’
Company
For David, who taught me how to fall in love
Contents
2. How to Leave Your Husband (Without Hurting Him)
3. How to Recognise a Miracle and What to Do When You Have
4. How to Hold on for Dear Life
5. How to Take Your Relationship to the Next Level
6. How to Quiet Your Mind and Get Some Sleep
7. How to Build Friendships and Develop Trust
8. How to Sincerely Apologise When You Realise You Have Hurt Someone
9. How to Enjoy Your Life in Thirty Simple Ways
10. How to Make an Omelette Without Breaking Eggs
11. How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
12. How to Solve a Problem Like Maria
13. How to Recognise and Appreciate the People in Your Life Today
14. How to Have Your Cake and Eat It
16. How to Organise and Simplify Your Life
17. How to Stand Out from the Crowd
18. How to Make Absolutely Everything Okay Again
19. How to Pick Yourself Up and Dust Yourself Off
20. How to Stand Up and Be Counted
21. How to Dig a Hole to the Other Side of the World
22. How to Solve Will and Inheritance Disputes in Eight Easy Ways
23. How to Prepare Yourself for a Goodbye
24. How to Wallow in Your Despair in One Easy Way
25. How to Ask for Help Without Losing Face
26. How to Find the Positive in a Catch-22
They say lightning never strikes twice. Untrue. Well, it’s true that people say it; it’s just untrue as a fact.
NASA-funded scientists discovered that cloud-to-ground lightning frequently strikes the ground in two or more places and that the chances of being struck are about forty-five per cent higher than what people assume. But what people mostly mean to say is that lightning never strikes the same location on more than one occasion, which is also untrue as a fact. Though the odds of being hit by lightning are one in three thousand, between 1942 and 1977 Roy Cleveland Sullivan, a Park Ranger in Virginia, was hit by lightning on seven different occasions. Roy survived all the lightning strikes, but he killed himself when he was seventy-one, shooting himself in the stomach over what was rumoured to be unrequited love. If people dispensed with the lightning metaphor and instead just said what they meant, it would be that the same highly unlikely thing never happens to the same person twice. Untrue. If the reason behind Roy’s death is true, heartbreak carries its own unique brand of sorrow and Roy would have known better than anyone that it was highly likely that this highly unlikely misfortune could occur again. Which brings me to the point of my story: the first of my two highly unlikely events.
