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HarperCollins Childrenâs Books in 2012
First published in this edition in the
United States of America by HarperCollins Childrenâs Books in 2019
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Source ISBN: 9780008266400
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Version: 2018-11-06
This book is dedicated to the HarperCollins Childrenâs Books Publicity Department.
Publicists are an odd bunch. Part manager, part bodyguard, part servant, youâre only happy when you take over an authorâs life completely. I would berate you for this, but I have yet to find a publicist who stops talking long enough for me to say anything.
To the Ireland branch, the legend that is Moira OâReilly and the quiff that is Tony Purdue.
To the UK branch, both past and present (regrettably not future, though, but future publicists, feel free to accept this dedication as your own):
Emma Bradshaw â for that time I mocked your iPod choices. Oh how we/I laughed.
Catherine Ward â for that moment we shared, bonding over The Princess Bride. What do you mean you donât remember it?
Tiffany McCall â you had âThe Imperial Marchâ as your ringtone. How could we not get along?
Sam White â I like to think I played a part in why you married an Irishman. Youâre welcome.
Mary Byrne â Gilmore Girls. Just ⦠Gilmore Girls.
Geraldine Stroud â this is for that English/Polish dictionary you got me. It didnât get me anywhere with the check-out girl, but at least you tried â¦
This is for all of you, without whom my life would be so much simpler. Iâve learned a lot from you, and I daresay youâve learned a lot from me. Specifically, to never leave me on a train platform unattended. I will get on the wrong train.
t was a beautiful spring day and they were standing on the roof.
âDo it,â said Kitana. Her voice was low but urgent, tinged with an excitement that bubbled up from somewhere within her. Her straight white teeth bit lightly on her bottom lip. Her face was flushed. Her eyes sparkled. So eager to learn a new way to hurt people.
Doran turned to the chimney and held out his hand. He grunted, his face going red and the muscles in his neck standing out. It looked pretty funny until his hand started to glow. There was a light under his skin, and it was getting brighter the more he concentrated.