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âPenny for the guy, sir?â
A small boy with a grimy face grinned ingratiatingly.
âCertainly not!â said Chief Inspector Japp. âAnd, look here, my ladââ
A short homily followed. The dismayed urchin beat a precipitate retreat, remarking briefly and succinctly to his youthful friends:
âBlimey, if it ainât a cop all togged up!â
The band took to its heels, chanting the incantation:
Remember, remember
The fifth of November
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
The chief inspectorâs companion, a small, elderly man with an egg-shaped head and large, military-looking moustaches, was smiling to himself.
âTrès bien, Japp,â he observed. âYou preach the sermon very well! I congratulate you!â
âRank excuse for begging, thatâs what Guy Fawkesâ Day is!â said Japp.
âAn interesting survival,â mused Hercule Poirot. âThe fireworks go upâcrackâcrackâlong after the man they commemorate and his deed are forgotten.â
The Scotland Yard man agreed.
âDonât suppose many of those kids really know who Guy Fawkes was.â
âAnd soon, doubtless, there will be confusion of thought. Is it in honour or in execration that on the fifth of November the feu dâartifice are sent up? To blow up an English Parliament, was it a sin or a noble deed?â
Japp chuckled.
âSome people would say undoubtedly the latter.â
Turning off the main road, the two men passed into the comparative quiet of a mews. They had been dining together and were now taking a short cut to Hercule Poirotâs flat.
As they walked along the sound of squibs was still heard periodically. An occasional shower of golden rain illuminated the sky.
âGood night for a murder,â remarked Japp with professional interest. âNobody would hear a shot, for instance, on a night like this.â
âIt has always seemed odd to me that more criminals do not take advantage of the fact,â said Hercule Poirot.
âDo you know, Poirot, I almost wish sometimes that you would commit a murder.â
âMon cher!â
âYes, Iâd like to see just how youâd set about it.â
âMy dear Japp, if I committed a murder you would not have the least chance of seeingâhow I set about it! You would not even be aware, probably, that a murder had been committed.â
Japp laughed good-humouredly and affectionately.
âCocky little devil, arenât you?â he said indulgently.
At half-past eleven the following morning, Hercule Poirotâs telephone rang.
ââAllo? âAllo?â
âHullo, that you, Poirot?â
âOui, câest moi.â
âJapp speaking here. Remember we came home last night through Bardsley Gardens Mews?â
âYes?â
âAnd that we talked about how easy it would be to shoot a person with all those squibs and crackers and the rest of it going off?â
âCertainly.â
âWell, there was a suicide in that mews. No. 14. A young widowâMrs Allen. Iâm going round there now. Like to come?â
âExcuse me, but does someone of your eminence, my dear friend, usually get sent to a case of suicide?â