The Cows: The bold, brilliant and hilarious Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller

The Cows: The bold, brilliant and hilarious Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller
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*THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER*Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O’Porter is the book that everybody needs to read right now.COW /kaʊ/A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.Three women. A whole world of judgement.Tara, Cam and Stella are very different women. Yet in a society that sets the agenda, there’s something about being a woman that ties invisible bonds between us.When one extraordinary event rockets Tara to online infamy, their three worlds collide in ways they could never imagine – and they discover that one woman’s catastrophe might just be another’s inspiration.Through friendship and conflict, difference and likeness, they’ll learn to find their own voices.Because sometimes it’s OK not to follow the herd.

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The Cows is a funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women … about how complicated our relationship with each other can be, about all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails’

POLLY VERNON

‘Feisty characters and fearless prose, The Cows is totally addictive’

Heat

‘A zippy and hilarious book … tackles some of the most serious issues that affect modern women today’

The Pool

‘O’Porter’s wise and witty narrative has many thought-provoking situations and concepts. Different, poignant and smart – I loved it’

SARA LAWRENCE, Daily Mail

‘Entertaining and thought-provoking’

Irish Times

‘Sometimes hilarious and sometimes poignant, but always rollicking … A feel-good read which will resonate with any woman’

Daily Express

‘Fierce and funny’

BRYONY GORDON, Daily Telegraph

‘A whirlwind of a story about three women finding their voice amid societal pressures … Excellent, funny, and decidedly unpatronising’

Metro

‘Dawn’s writing is addictive – fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny’

MEL GIEDROYC

‘Fearless, frank and excruciatingly funny … The lives of Tara, Cam and Stella are insightful, but be warned – you won’t stop thinking about them for weeks!’

OK

‘Smart and insightful’

Red

‘I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty … Wow! I couldn’t stop reading it’

JILL MANSELL

‘We’ve had Bridget Jones, now The Cows is setting the agenda for a new generation of readers’

No. 1 Magazine

‘Compulsive … I can’t wait for the next one’

SHAPPI KHORSANDI

‘An amazing book about choices and being yourself’

Prima

‘Smart, fresh and really readable – I loved it’

TASMINA PERRY

‘Funny and excruciating. You’ll think about it for weeks!’

KRISTEN WIIG

‘A terrifically fun read’

YOU Magazine


Published by HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd

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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2017

Copyright © Dawn O’Porter 2017

Jacket design by Claire Ward © HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 2018

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Dawn O’Porter asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

A catalogue copy of this book is available from the British Library.

This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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Source ISBN: 9780008126032

Ebook Edition © March 2018 ISBN: 9780008126049

Version: 2018-10-26

For Chris and Art.


COW [n] /ka

/:

A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of cattle, used as a source of milk or beef.

A cow is officially the name given to a heifer when it has had a calf.

If you want a good piece of meat, you need to go for the heifer because cows, having been destroyed by childbearing, do not a good steak make. Cows are incredibly complex animals; they form friendships and even fall in love, they experience fear, anger and can bear grudges.

Cows are destined to be in a constant hormonal state, either pregnant or producing milk. A heifer is a piece of meat, merely a potential source of produce. Beyond that, they don’t offer much … apparently.

Some might say this is reflected in human society and the way that it regards women.

Some might not.

There are many types of women and every effort is needed for a woman not to be seen just as a heifer or a cow. Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.

Cows don’t need to follow the herd.

1

A Late Friday Night in April

Tara

I see a bead of sweat pop out of his forehead and flop down his face like a melting slinky. He’s nearly there, I can tell. Just a few more gentle pushes from me and this guy will explode with everything I need. He sniffs and hits his nose with the side of a clenched fist. I think it was an attempt to wipe it, but ends up being more of a punch in his own face. The sweat runs over his chin, down his neck and settles on his white collar. It rapidly spreads, forming a little wet patch then, as if on a factory line, another pops out and follows its exact journey. He’s going to break any minute, I know it.

We’ve been alone in a small bedroom in a Holiday Inn just off the M4 for over three hours. I deliberately requested a room facing the road so that I could insist the windows had to be closed because of the noise of the traffic. It’s boiling in here; the hottest day of the year, and I had to shut down the aircon because the camera picked up the noise. He won’t be able to take it much longer. Me? I’ll endure anything to get the soundbite I need.



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