‘The Cows is a funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women … about how complicated our relationship with each other can be, about all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails’
POLLY VERNON
‘Feisty characters and fearless prose, The Cows is totally addictive’
Heat
‘A zippy and hilarious book … tackles some of the most serious issues that affect modern women today’
The Pool
‘O’Porter’s wise and witty narrative has many thought-provoking situations and concepts. Different, poignant and smart – I loved it’
SARA LAWRENCE, Daily Mail
‘Entertaining and thought-provoking’
Irish Times
‘Sometimes hilarious and sometimes poignant, but always rollicking … A feel-good read which will resonate with any woman’
Daily Express
‘Fierce and funny’
BRYONY GORDON, Daily Telegraph
‘A whirlwind of a story about three women finding their voice amid societal pressures … Excellent, funny, and decidedly unpatronising’
Metro
‘Dawn’s writing is addictive – fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny’
MEL GIEDROYC
‘Fearless, frank and excruciatingly funny … The lives of Tara, Cam and Stella are insightful, but be warned – you won’t stop thinking about them for weeks!’
OK
‘Smart and insightful’
Red
‘I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty … Wow! I couldn’t stop reading it’
JILL MANSELL
‘We’ve had Bridget Jones, now The Cows is setting the agenda for a new generation of readers’
No. 1 Magazine
‘Compulsive … I can’t wait for the next one’
SHAPPI KHORSANDI
‘An amazing book about choices and being yourself’
Prima
‘Smart, fresh and really readable – I loved it’
TASMINA PERRY
‘Funny and excruciating. You’ll think about it for weeks!’
KRISTEN WIIG
‘A terrifically fun read’
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COW [n] /ka
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A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of cattle, used as a source of milk or beef.
A cow is officially the name given to a heifer when it has had a calf.
If you want a good piece of meat, you need to go for the heifer because cows, having been destroyed by childbearing, do not a good steak make. Cows are incredibly complex animals; they form friendships and even fall in love, they experience fear, anger and can bear grudges.
Cows are destined to be in a constant hormonal state, either pregnant or producing milk. A heifer is a piece of meat, merely a potential source of produce. Beyond that, they don’t offer much … apparently.
Some might say this is reflected in human society and the way that it regards women.
Some might not.
There are many types of women and every effort is needed for a woman not to be seen just as a heifer or a cow. Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.
Cows don’t need to follow the herd.