BOO! Itâs me. Kenny. You were expecting Frankie, right? Well, she couldnât come. Sheâs ill. Not really, really ill, unfortunately. I could do with a proper patient to practise on. You canât train to be a doctor by operating on your sisterâs stuffed toys. But all Frankie Baby has is a bit of a temperature and a sore throat. Nothing to worry about. And not surprising either. You know how she can go on sometimes.
Phew! Iâll just sit down for a minute and get my breath back. I was practising a few cartwheels before I got to you. Did you see me? The thing with cartwheels is that all the blood rushes to your head, then you go all kind of dizzy. Itâs quite nice actually. I was doing cartwheels here in this park when we thought of having the Sleepover Club birthday party.
It was at the beginning of the summer holidays. I was with the rest of the Sleepover Club and I was bored. I was bored because there was no football. I live for Leicester City Football Club, and I hate it in summer when the season has finished. But it wasnât just me, we were all feeling a bit bored. Itâs really weird because all weâd talked about for the last few weeks at school was what a great time we were going to have during the school holidays. Weâd be sitting in the classroom struggling over some stupid maths problem, and one of us would say,
âWonât it be great when we can do what we want, all day, every day!â And then weâd all sort of daydream about how we were going to spend our summer holidays.
Iâm the original âAction Girlâ, Iâm always on the move, so I imagined us playing rounders and doing lots of other outdoorsy things. I think Fliss fancied having lots of picnics in floaty dresses. P-lease! Lyndz and Rosie didnât seem to care what we did as long as the Sleepover Club did it together. Lyndz likes to get away from her brothers. (Fancy having four brothers! Still, I think Iâd rather swap with her than have my stupid sister, Molly-the-Monster.) And Rosie just seems to enjoy hanging out with the rest of us.
Itâs hard to tell what Frankie wanted to do with her holidays. But whatever it was, sheâd want to get the rest of us organised to do it too! She doesnât have any brothers and sisters, but you know that already donât you? We all know that because she never stops reminding us about it. She likes doing stuff with the Sleepover Club because she likes having other people to boss around! No, Iâm only joking. Frankieâs my best friend.
So, anyway, we had all these great plans for our summer holidays and three days into them we were bored. I mean seriously bored. Even a maths lesson followed by a spelling test would have been a treat. The thing is, everything seems to stop for summer. Everybody goes away and everywhere is really quiet.
âDo you think weâre the only people in Cuddington who havenât gone away on holiday?â asked Frankie as we were lazing about in the park.
âYet.â said Fliss. âIâm going toâ¦â
âTenerife. In three weeks.â The rest of us said together.
Fliss had told us about her holiday a zillion times already, and we werenât likely to forget.
âI was only saying!â grumbled Fliss and stomped off to the pond to look at the ducks.
âGet her!â laughed Lyndz.
âI wish I was going to Tenerife,â moaned Rosie. âI wish I was going anywhere. We never go on holiday now.â
Frankie, Lyndz and I pretended to play violins. We do that when Rosie is in one of her âPoor-Little-Meâ moods.
âWe donât go on holiday much,â said Lyndz. âThere are too many of us. But I donât mind. Thereâs always lots to do at home.â
âBut we used to go away a lot. Before dad left,â mumbled Rosie. She looked as though she was going to cry. Iâm not very good with people who cry. I donât know what to do with them. Lyndz is pretty good, and so is Frankie. I just donât cry very much myself. When I saw Rosieâs lip going all wobbly, I thought it was a good time to see what Fliss was up to. She was probably still sulking, but weâre used to that by now.
I wanted to see how many cartwheels I could do before I got to the pond where Fliss was standing. I thought it would be about twenty. One, two, three⦠twelve, thirteen, fourteenâ¦
âHey, watch it!â I cartwheeled right into Fliss and we both nearly ended up swimming with the ducks!
âSorry Fliss,â I spluttered. My head was in a major spin after being upside down so many times.
âYou know Kenny,â sighed Fliss, examining her legs for bruises. âYou really are very clumsy.â
She sounded like Mrs Weaver, our teacher. I wished Iâd stayed with the others. Rosie crying would have been better than Fliss moaning.